O DOAMNA AVEA PROBLEME CU SANII

O doamna avea probleme cu sanii. Ii erau prea mici. Se duce la un medic naturist care o sfatuieste ca in fiecare zi la ora 5 fix sa-si maseze incet sanii si sa zica “Ala-bala-portocala”. Toate bune si frumoase, insa o data o prinde ora 5 in tren, in compartiment cu un domn, care aparent dormea. Incepe ea sa-si maseze sanii zicand incetisor “Ala-bala-portocala”, sa nu-l trezeasca, insa domnul respectiv deschide ochii si intreaba:
– E ora 5, doamna?
– Da. Atunci se intoarce cu spatele si incepe si el:
– Melc-melc-codobelc…

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