Confuzii

Am venit acasa mort de beat seara trecuta si m-am dus direct in camera sa ma bag la somn.
Cum ma dezbracam eu asa, ma uit pe geam si-l vad pe unul care dadea tarcoale masinii mele in fata garajului.
Am deschis fereastra si-am strigat la el:
– Baaa!
– Ce? raspunde el.
– Ai zece secunde sa dispari de langa masina mea, altfel sun la politie!
La care el zice:
– Ai cinci secunde sa iesi afara din casa mea ca sa nu-ti rup picioarele!

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